People say it’s unprofessional to have piercings and tattoos. I think it’s unprofessional to judge people by their personal decisions.

Subconscious thought that should be widely accepted (via hyliandude)

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and STEPHEN. With a “P-H”.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Kevin. Don’t get Adam started on Steve, he was the worst.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve and Lilith.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Adam and Carol and Ted and Alice.

It’s not Adam and Steve, I mean, it was at one point, but it’s Adam and Stephanie now. You didn’t hear?

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s Eve. Just Eve. Happy by herself.

It’s not Adam and Steve, it’s eesh, look, I’ll date at some point but I’m just too busy right now. Give it time.

Mara Wilson  (via tockwhoticks)


"There are things I canna tell you, at least not yet. And I’ll ask nothing of ye that ye canna give me. But what I would ask of ye-when you do tell me something, let it be truth, And I’ll promise ye the same. We having nothing now between us, save respect, perhaps. And I think that respect has maybe room for secrets, but not for lies.”
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"There are things I canna tell you, at least not yet. And I’ll ask nothing of ye that ye canna give me. But what I would ask of ye-when you do tell me something, let it be truth, And I’ll promise ye the same. We having nothing now between us, save respect, perhaps. And I think that respect has maybe room for secrets, but not for lies.”
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"There are things I canna tell you, at least not yet. And I’ll ask nothing of ye that ye canna give me. But what I would ask of ye-when you do tell me something, let it be truth, And I’ll promise ye the same. We having nothing now between us, save respect, perhaps. And I think that respect has maybe room for secrets, but not for lies.”